Latest jokes

1. Biwi: “Aap ne pichle saal meri birthday pe mujhe lohay ka bed banwa ke diya tha,
Iss dafa aapka kya iraada hai?”
Shohar: “Iss saal uss mein current chorne ka iraada hai.”
2.Mallika arrived at a Railway Station for a shooting.
Bhikhari:
Behanji 1 rupiya dedo.
Malika gave him 1000 Rs.
Secretary:
Why u gave him 1000 Rs..?
Malika:
Pehli bar kisine behan kaha!
3. Pathan at Kaun Banega Crorepati…..
Q: What is you father name?
Pathan: Plz Options?
A. Dilawar
B. Changez
C. Feroz
D. Sultan
Pathan: Life line 50/50
A. Dilawar
C. Feroze
Pathan: Audience Vote.
75% Dilawar
25% Feroze
Pathan: I want to use My last life line “Phone a friend.”
Kisko call karengy?
Pathan: Apne baap dilawar ko!

4. Murgha Boyfriend
Ek ladka apni girlfriend se milne gaya, kuch baat ke baad uski girlfirend chaye
(tea) banane ke liye kitchen chali gayi.
Girlfriend ka mobile sofay pe dekh kar larky ne socha ke chalo dekhte hai mera
number iss ne kis naam se save kya hai?
Dear, sweetu ya jaanu.
Jab usne misscall di toh screen pe likh raha tha “Murgha No.5? Calling”.
5. Jaan yah Naan
Pappu ek party mein gaya aur waha usne 8 butter naan kha liye.
Kuch der baad toilet mein pet pakad ke ro raha tha bhagwan se request kar raha
tha ki, “Hey bhagwan ya toh jaan nikal de ya naan nikal de!”